Local Caper

18Jun09

Someone stole my dryer sheets at the laundromat the other day when I stepped out for a quick change of scenery.  I believe I even saw the guy leaving with the box of them in a pillow case and thought, “Gee, that looks like he has nothing but a box of dryer sheets, and I left my box on a machine.”  Of course, then I also thought, “It’s a laundromat.  Everyone has a box of dryer sheets in there.”   How wrong I was!  Turns out, the guy also stole someone else’s PILLOW CASE!  Bet you didn’t see that coming!

Tomorrow, I will try to garner the courage to return to the scene of the crime as I, alas, again, have a heaping pile of dirty clothes that need washing.  If you don’t hear from me in three days, send in the reinforcements.

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